(Source: wandercaren, via wugs)
I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef”
(via xeduo)
canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.
(Source: pixeflutters, via acatalepticlyyours)
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
(via xeduo)
Is it just me or John’s PIN number seems to be 7437? Of course that the last 7 is pure speculation, we don’t actually get to see it…
But if it is, it spells SHER like in SHER-locked (and is the same as Irene’s mobile phone code)!!! :D
O.O
Okay. This fandom has gone insane.
What I feel I should be thinking: “Oh my god too far fandom, too far”What I am thinking: “ASDFGHJKL WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT YOU GENIUS YOU”
Let’s look at this rationally. What could he be spelling, with the first three numbers being 743?
7 is pqrs
4 is ghi
3 is def
Actual four-letter words using these letters: phew, pies, rift, rids, shew, sift, side.
Am I missing any?
Do any of these seem like words John would find relevant?
SHER it is.
OUR FANDOM IS THE BEST FANDOM
reblogging this again for reasons!
(via xeduo)
i was scrolling through my itunes and out of the corner of my eye i saw ‘12 days of christmas’ but as i am currently really tired my brain read ‘12 DAYS NO CHRISTMAS’
12 DAYS NO CHRISTMAS
Omfg.
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
I’M SCREAMING
(Source: wanderingcynic, via gotyourtowel)
Pie.
because pie
I HAVE THIS AND I MADE BABY APPLE PIES AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS HOLY SHIT
(Source: angeliquor, via gotyourtowel)
My Horcruxes
Well played.
I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.
fuckIGN CHRIST
(via gotyourtowel)
Doctor Who: Then vs. Now
THIS.
Thanks so much, Moffat.
(via acatalepticlyyours)
When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.
(Source: step-sixteen, via xeduo)