canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.
i was scrolling through my itunes and out of the corner of my eye i saw ‘12 days of christmas’ but as i am currently really tired my brain read ‘12 DAYS NO CHRISTMAS’
12 DAYS NO CHRISTMAS